Here’s how I know LA will beat Boston in the World Series

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Those first two games? Just warmups. Tonight is the real deal. Back at home. On our own turf. Under our own cloudless sky. In our way-cooler stadium.

Our stadium rules. Which would you rather play in? A grand midcentury icon that’s been deemed baseball’s most beautiful since its 1962 opening day—or an aging century-old relic that almost got demolished.

It’s also much bigger. With a nighttime capacity of 37,000, Fenway Park is such a teeny tiny ballpark it’s a wonder they even allow them to play major league baseball there. Dodger Stadium, on the other hand, holds 56,000. That’s a hell of a lot more people yelling “Go Dodgers.”

So what if there was a rainbow over Fenway? We have sunsets. Every night.

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Our big dig beats their Big Dig. Does Elon Musk want to tunnel to Fenway Park?

Dodgers got their name from streetcars. What the hell are “sox,” again?

Metro’s smack-talking is the best in the country. At least Milwaukee played along. Not a peep from Boston’s transit agency.

Dodger Stadium Express is all ready to go for Friday!

— Metro (@metrolosangeles) October 23, 2018

It will be 82 degrees and sunny during the first pitch tonight. In Boston? The opener saw rain almost delay the game and temperatures during Game 2 were near freezing.

Boston has a Green Monster. We grow green monsters.

We have this:

Los Angeles hasn’t given up their #WorldSeries hopes. This house in La Brea is completely doused in Dodger Blue

— Steve Saldivar (@stevesaldivar) October 26, 2018

When you shout “Beat LA” it sounds like you’re shouting “Be LA.” Which we know everyone wants to.

No one actually likes clam chowder.Flamin’ Hot Cheeto-dusted elotes, on the other hand…

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